you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Randomize
