R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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