Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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