She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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