i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
