Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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