I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Boobs are out for the taking
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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