It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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