Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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