So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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