and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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