Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
We need a shit load of segways right now
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
