I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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