I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
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