how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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