I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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