We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
they need to just BURY HIM!
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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