you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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