What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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