Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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