hotel room ftw
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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