what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
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