Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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