can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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