She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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