I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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