check it out our google latitudes are spooning
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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