The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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