Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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