I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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