i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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