I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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