Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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