would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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