Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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