is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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