people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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