we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I need to align my fucking chakras
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I have post one night stand depression
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