whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
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