Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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