dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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