oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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