i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
