I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
