if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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