Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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