I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
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