worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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