I just pynch a tree in the face
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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