There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
You're a waste of cheezeits
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I'm getting married
To pizza
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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