id be glad to
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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