oh god the rape fog is back!
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
True college students do jello shots in the library
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